Flash your assets *for* the DJ?

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[ DJ Portia Surreal in Club Yalta, Sofia, Bulgaria ] Now, I personally, have spent a large portion of my life in Nite Club DJ Boxes and have had my fair share of handing out the proverbial bottle of champagne to female revellers that deemed it necessary to share their aesthetics with me. **THIS** however, is a brand new concept! I did consider censorship on this one BUT, it would simply obliterate the effect. This is not a particularly adult site, but as you can see, there are a few things that I wouldn't necessarily want snot-noses to see, so, if you are under 18, leave this page now!!... Yeah right, I'm sure all the kids are diving off to the ChumpStyle page now. [ If your mum e-Mails me because she caught you looking at boobs or something, I'm going to show her this. OK? ]