I don't have a boob-problem, you have a perception problem

I have this perceived problem... A number of people that I know, perceive me as someone that is obsessed with the female chest. I have realised that I will have to do something about this perception. I will start changing this perception with today's post. I vow to enrol myself into rehabilitation as demonstrated in the brochure picture above - I am sure that I will be a much better person once I return. Apparently you attend the demonstrated headache treatment once a day until you loose the urge to be male